
“Don't kiss me, I'm not dead…yet.”
Cute waitress/hooker is romanced and wed to handsome stranger/funeral director. He, as well as most of the town prefer their women dead. She is the obvious candidate for that position, as his two previous wives were in terrible shape even for dead persons. She must be fleet of foot indeed to avoid their fate.
This is a wild, darkly comedic ride through a macabre small town. Expect a frantic, campy 80s horror-comedy with a sleazy charm and a relentless pursuit of survival. It's a low-budget gem that revels in its twisted premise and B-movie sensibilities.








