The VelociPastor
“A man of the claw”
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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
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This is pure, unadulterated, low-budget insanity. Expect gonzo action, questionable special effects, and a plot that makes absolutely no sense, but in the best possible way. It's a wild ride you won't forget.
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